This morning on the expressway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new S Class Benz doing 100 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my (this part censored).
My damn phone is ruined, my trousers soaked and in the process I got disconnected from an important phone call.
Damn women drivers!!