Thursday, June 6, 2013

Why woman is cleverer than man

One morning, the husband returns his fishing boat, to his lakeside cottage, after several hours of fishing, and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the fishing boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude, are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden, in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman, and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing here?'

"Reading a book,", she replies, thinking to herself, "Isn't that obvious!?"

'You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.

 The lady replies, "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading".

 He replies, "Yes, but I see that you have all the right equipment, to indulge in fishing?! For all I know, you could start, at any moment. I'll have to take you in, and write you up".

The woman replies, "If you do that, I'll have to charge you, with sexual assault" .

The Game Warden retorts, "But I haven't even touched you"?!.

The lady says, "That's true. But you have all the right equipment, for the same? For all I know, you could start, at any moment".

The man says, "Have yourself a nice day ma'am", and leaves.