Friday, June 14, 2013

Dominated men


God is a little tired of all the prayers from men and women asking for deliverance from their dominating spouses. One fine day, He decides to tackle the grouses of the men first, since he first created Man.

God comes down and says, "I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

God takes a break and comes back. The women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets furious and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you have all been whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."