Sunday, June 30, 2013

A not so dirty joke or why I hate golfers!

Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip.

Unfortunately‚ he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling‚ Frank headed home totally frustrated.

The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort‚ they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby‚ drinking a beer‚ holding his putter!

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go‚ Frank?"

"I didn't have to‚" Frank replied.

"Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.

Then‚ my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said‚ 'Surprise.'

When I peeled her hands back‚ she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said‚ 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed‚ and you can do whatever you want'