Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Old woman and God

A 60 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"

God said, "No, you have another 35 years to live"

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and tummy tuck.She even changed her hair color. Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?"