Friday, May 17, 2013

Man riding my bicycle

A Missionary on the South Pacific Island was walking with the Village Chief teaching him English.

As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief “Stream”

… The Chief looked and repeated “Stream” …

They walked a little further on the path and the Missionary pointed to a bird and said “Bird”

… The Chief looked and repeated “Bird” …

A little further down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass.  Not really knowing what to say to the chief … the missionary said “Man riding Bicycle” …

… The Chief looked and pulled 2 blow darts out and shot both of them dead.

The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it

… The Chief replied “Man riding My Bicycle”