Friday, May 17, 2013
Man riding my bicycle
A Missionary on the South Pacific Island was walking with the Village Chief teaching him English.
As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief “Stream”
… The Chief looked and repeated “Stream” …
They walked a little further on the path and the Missionary pointed to a bird and said “Bird”
… The Chief looked and repeated “Bird” …
A little further down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass. Not really knowing what to say to the chief … the missionary said “Man riding Bicycle” …
… The Chief looked and pulled 2 blow darts out and shot both of them dead.
The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it
… The Chief replied “Man riding My Bicycle”