Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Life is dirty...but these jokes dirtier

1 A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep? The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

2 A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? ?He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.

3 A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"Cheers!