Thursday, May 23, 2013

Hold the camel for me

A guy is lost in the desert. All he has is a camel. He wants to have sex badly. He tries to mount the camel but when he is almost in, the camel suddenly walks away. The guy tries again and again with the same result and the guy gets really frustrated.

One day a plane crashes in that desert. The guy rushes there and all he can rescue is a beautiful young woman. He gives her food and water and she says gratefully, "I will do anything for you for saving my life, just name it."

The guy turns to her and says, "Hold the camel still."