Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Have you ever made love to a ghost?

A professor at a South African University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many of you here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raised their hands.

'Touched a ghost?' 3 students raised their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Kabila raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience'.

When the student from Congo reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Kabila, tell us what is it like to have sex with a ghost?'

Kabila replied, " Sh!t, from way back there I thought you said GOATS!."