Friday, March 29, 2013
Where is God?
There is a couple who has two little boys, ages 8 and 10. And they were excessively mischievous. They seem to always be getting into some trouble. And whenever there are mischievous that occurs in town, the parents knew that somehow, the boys were involved. When the boys' mother heard about a clergyman who has been very successful in disciplining children, and so she asks, if he would speak to her boys. And so the clergyman agree to ask and meet them separately. And so the mother sent the 8 year old son first in morning, with the 10 year old boy to see the clergyman later in the afternoon.
Well the clergyman was a very huge man and with very deep voice. And so he sat the younger boy down, and he said to him sternly "Where is God?". The boy's mouth just drop open, he couldn't say a word and his eyes were kind of bulk out. So the clergymen repeated the question again with a even sterner tone "Where is God?". Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. And finally the clergyman raise his very even higher, pointed his finger in the boy's face and said "Where is God?!". And the boy scream, he bolted from the room, ran directly home, dashed to his closet, and slam the door behind him.
When the older brother found him in the closet, he asked "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for air, replied "We are in big trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it".