Thursday, January 10, 2013

Warning: Dirty joke


A Punjabi woman says to her mother:

'I'm divorcing Kuldip.... all he wants is an*l sex and my a**hole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother responds:

You're married to a millionaire lawyer ... You live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun.... You drive a Mercedes ... You get RM10,000 a week allowance ... You take 6 vacations a year .....

.........and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'