Thursday, August 30, 2012

WARNING: This is a really, really dirty joke

A 2nd grade teacher decided to teach sex education to her class. She started out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asked the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny said, "Yes, my dad has two of them!"

And the teacher replied, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny continued, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."