Thursday, August 30, 2012

BEWARE: dirty joke


Once upon a time there was a princess who had a lovely garden. She really loved it and spent a lot of time playing in the garden.

One day, one of the guard suddenly got an idea. He buried himself under the ground and only let his didi stuck out like a mushroom.

The princess was really surprised to find a weird looking mushroom that she had never seen before in her beloved garden. Out of curiosity she began to poke it, pull it and became really surprised when the mushroom seemed to respond to her touch. It must be a magical mushroom she thought and began to roughly pulling at it and etc. Suddenly a weird white liquid splurt out of the mushroom and it began to wilt again. "What a weird kind of plant this is" she thought to herself self while rubbing the gooey white liquid.

That night surrounded by his colleagues the guard proudly boasted how he got the princess to play with his didi until he came all over her. Enthusiasms ran high in the barracks that night with none of them getting a wink of sleep at all.

The next morning, the princess enthusiastically rushed to her garden to experiment more with her new magical mushroom but to her surprise, she found her whole garden invaded by this weird mushroom.

Her assistant, seeing the princess stunned by the sudden invasion of the mushroom on her lovely garden began to shout orders.

"CALL THE ROYAL GARDENER AND GET A LAWNMOWER TO CLEAR ALL THESE MUSHROOMS!"