Stupid Jokes, Clever People
Thursday, July 19, 2012
The pirate captain and his brown pants
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be
imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew
members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood
and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
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