Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Happy 100th birthday

My mom called her friend May on her 100th birthday. “How are you going to celebrate?” she asked.

“My children are coming for the weekend,” May said happily.

“You must be looking forward to that,” Mom said.

“Yes,” May replied, “but it's a lot of work, washing the floors and making up their beds.”

“Why don't you wait and have the children do it?” Mom suggested.

“Oh, no, I couldn't do that,” May countered. “They're in their 80s!”