Sunday, April 15, 2012

A nun, a priest and a dead camel

A nun and a  priest were crossing the  Sahara Desert on a  camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly  dropped dead.

After dusting themselves off,  the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation.  After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.  'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I  know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely  that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since  we are unlikely to make it out of here alive,  would you do something for me?'

'Anything,  Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's  breasts and I was wondering if I might see  yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I  don't see that it would do any  harm.'

The Nun opened  her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her  shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their  beauty.

'Sister, would  you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented  and he fondled them for several  minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of  you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never  seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I  suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied  lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch  it?'

The priest consented and after a few  minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge  erection.

'Sister, you know that if I  insert my penis in the right place, it can Give  Life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes,  it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's  wonderful .... Stick it in the camel and let's get  the hell out of here!'