Thursday, March 15, 2012

How a lawyer screwed a prostitute

The mama-san opened the brothel door in Bukit Bintang and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Halimah."

"Sir, Halimah is one of our most expensive ladies.

Perhaps you would prefer someone else" , said the mama-san.

He replied, "No, I must see Halimah."

Just then, Halimah appeared and announced to the man she charged RM5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand ringgit and gave it to Halimah, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Halimah. Halimah explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still RM5000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Halimah, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Halimah and they went upstairs.

After their session, Halimah said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Pasir Mas."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Pasir Mas."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her lawyer. She asked me to give you your RM15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!